Friday, December 6, 2013

Houston You Have A Problem!

Last year the Houston Texans, division champs, Superbowl contender and All-star players.  This year the teams a bust, with another injury to Arian Foster, Matt Schaub getting booed, and the defense playing absolutely terrible; the Houston Texans have a problem.  The Texans are currently last place in their division at 2-11, following another loss to another horrible team the Jacksonville Jaguars (4-9).  At this point the predicted Superbowl contenders at the start of the season, are now the laughing stock of the AFC.  Maybe next year!

*Reader or Readers: I used to be a narrator for bad mimes...

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

I Solved the Curious Case of Benjamin Button!

12th man or what in Seattle?  14-0 at home in the last two years, the Seahawks are playing great ball as they have the best record in the NFC to show for it.  So what's the 12th man, Seattle's fans are the 12th man because of how loud they are in the stadium.  So is the 12th man a real factor?  Does the level of noise really factor into a team's chance of winning?  Well it may not directly correlate to the Seahawks winning but the Saints certainly heard the noise Monday night as they lost 34-7. 

*Reader or Readers: If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Monday, December 2, 2013

My Train of Thought Has Been Delayed!

Well, guess what?  I forgot to blog the last two weeks, but good news is to come.  My mind made it back safely from the traveling of Thanksgiving.  I travel three hours for dinner, that's completely worth it, then travel all the way back for more food.  You have to be so thankful for the many things in your life even if they don't always seem the greatest.  One thing, I'm am grateful for outside of family, friends, and food is certainly technology.  Could imagine the world without a microwave? Computer? Or even a TV?  We use technology everyday, and most of us don't appreciate it.  So after reading this blog, I want you to find the nearest piece of technology and give it a big hug, because honestly you have a lot to thank technology for.  Including this blog.

Happy-Late-Thanksgiving!

*Reader or Readers: I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation...

Sunday, November 17, 2013

I’m Not Old, I’m Experienced

The best part about entering the sports world, after gaining an education from Slippery Rock University is by far the conferences we have to go to.  On November 7th, 2013 I go the opportunity to network with professionals.  The professionals had no experience in the sporting industry and were kind of odd  acting when they realized they had no advice for me and some of my fellow class mates.  Actually the best part wasn't the networking with professionals, but rather meeting some of the other students in other majors here at Slippery Rock University. 

*Reader or Readers: Why are there 5 syllables in monosyllabic?

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

OK, So What’s the Speed of Dark?

Lightning fast, the year went.  I swear yesterday I was filling out my brackets, and watching Louisville win the National Championship.  Well college basketball is back with all the exciting action it had last year and even more.  It doesn't matter who your a fan of, in the end aren't people really just fans of game?  The fast-paced, unknown players and 35 second shot clock are just a few things fans enjoy about college basketball.  My favorite part is by far watching the fans dress up and acting crazy while rooting on their favorite teams.  Another great part of college basketball is the rivalries between schools, such as Duke vs North Carolina.  The Madness has begun!

*Reader or Readers: I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met...

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Energizer Bunny Arrested, Charged With Battery

If you don't believe me that society has gone crazy then read this:
http://espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/story/_/id/9936032/chicago-bears-fan-tasers-green-bay-packers-fan-wife

This has taken sports way too far and gambling.  Honestly this makes me sick to my stomach, why would someone make a bet so stupid.  It's amazing how stupid people really are! I wonder what's going to happen to their marriage; I mean it must be love, if she stays with him.  It's not every day you get tasered by the one's you love.

*Reader or Readers: Strangely enough, only 26% of pirates wear prescription eye patches...

Monday, November 4, 2013

Go Go Gadget: Blog Write Youself!

Remember the movie, "Inspector Gadget" the movie surrounding a security cop who was selected to be transformed into a cybernetic police officer.  What happened to that kind of technology?  I mean go-go gadget helicopters! Silly Sting! Fireworks!  Its amazing to see how the future technology was viewed back in 1999 when that movie was released and how its viewed today.  In modern time the lastest technology revolves around cell phones, TVs and computers, but wouldn't it be cool if we become the technology and was able to do what Inspector Gadget did? 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0141369/

*Reader or Readers: If the #2 pencil is the best, why is it still #2?